Oh…my…gawd. You know when you think something is going to be bad and it is even worse than you thought it was going to be? Think transition in childbirth without drugs. Been there! And now I’ve also been to ANONYMOUS.
Yes, it is true – I was set up to hate it. As the daughter of a Shakespearean scholar, of course the idea that someone other than Shakespeare wrote his plays is going to be a hard premise for me to swallow. BUT if the fiction created from wild speculation and rumor made a good film, I might have had a good time. Come on, who didn’t adore SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE? BUT THESE FILMMAKERS ARE NO TOM STOPPARD. Browne Greene, who saw the film with us said, “It’s like Oliver Stone meets Shakespeare!” Perhaps he said it best. Of course, most of the folks who have suffered at the hands of Hollywood filmmakers in the “retelling” of their life stories are alive and can complain. Nothing like folks in this film who have been dead since the 1600s and can’t possibly speak up and say, “Are you insane???”
How inauthentic is it? Let’s say we were telling the story of my life. I happened to be in San Francisco studying at The American Conservatory Theatre during the time the Patty Hearst was held hostage in the Bay Area. If these folks were telling that story, not only would Patty and I meet – we’d be first year students together at A.C.T. Heck, we’d do a Friday scene together – probably something from a Tennessee Williams play. No doubt we’d rehearse in SLA headquarters and I would be none the wiser, although I might clean her gun for her. GOT IT?
Now, what can lawyers learn from ANONYMOUS? Don’t make stuff up. How often have I been in a room and an attorney says, “The facts are the facts are the facts?” I like that about the law. Once in a while I’m in a room and an attorney says, “We haven’t got any evidence of this, but we can set it up and imply it.” Maybe if that is your inclination you should stop practicing the law and start making ridiculous “historical fiction” films instead.
TIP: Don’t make it up. The facts are the facts are the facts.